guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

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Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo
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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

1 day ago on July 29th | J | 35,860 notes
nevver:

Where can I put them?

nevver:

Where can I put them?

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

2 days ago on July 29th | J | 476,317 notes
Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat
2 days ago on July 29th | J | 24,285 notes

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

2 days ago on July 29th | J | 322,066 notes
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